More tranny stories later!
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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