the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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