Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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