i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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