This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
3pm strippers are depressing
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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