No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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