But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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