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I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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