doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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