I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I love you.
Bad choice
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