I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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