when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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