Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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