I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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