are you still at the devil's house?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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