He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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