fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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