Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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