I accidentally had phone sex last night
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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