You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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