Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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