hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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