And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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