I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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