Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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