Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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