I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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