Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
