I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is this the sara with the beer cane?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I supernannyed him into submission
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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