You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
