Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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