Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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