Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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