There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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