I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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