if i can run in heels then i can drive
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm sobbing to NWA
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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