Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
you never un-have a 4some
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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