? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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