Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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