He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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