Yo dont text me then not text me
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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