I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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