Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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