Whod you bang
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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