love makes seman taste better
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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