Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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