I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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