how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
