The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
there was a trapeze. enough said
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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