yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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