She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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