I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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