she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Are we still banned from the library?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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