I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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