Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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