She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I don't deserve a penis
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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